bitterness is a paralytic; love is a much more vicious motivator

amanda. 22. history student and feminist. here be sherlock, johnlock, benedict, martin and other random things. personal blog but also fandom blog and a desperate attempt at humor and a constant ploy to acquire more tumblr friends and be anonymously famous please love me okay bye.

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thechronicleofshe:

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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

I’m crying

like literal tears.

Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

but not this time

this time, 

its real

(Source: timetoputonashow)

Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

it’s a slow building love, but I’ll take it

it’s a slow building love, but I’ll take it

Zodiac Hidden Fears

♈ Aries: Aries fear that they don't fear 'fear'. Most of them are insightful enough to know they can leap head on into danger unnecessarily
♉ Taurus: People will think they are boring. To make up for it they bake food or take people out because they are worried they alone aren't enough
♊ Gemini: Other people will see how internally wound up and vulnerable they are. How much they really need somebody there; no matter how independent they may seem
♋ Cancer: Having a volatile family life. Most Cancers fear divorce but also believe it will never happen to them
♌ Leo: People will tire of their theatrics and neediness and reject them entirely. That eventually people will give up on trying to assure them and cope with their drama
♍ Virgo: People will judge them and treat them differently if they are not at least fulfilling some purpose or use for being around
♎ Libra: They will be alone forever
♏ Scorpio: They will open up and share a secret to somebody, but be rejected / betrayed
♐ Sagittarius: They will love somebody more than the other person loves them. They will need somebody more than they are needed.
♑ Capricorn: Because everyone puts so much faith in them, they are secretly worried they will just destroy everything and don't know who to ask for help
♒ Aquarius: Eventually they will just drift entirely away from everybody. That one day they will be unable to decipher what is rational and not. A true sense of isolation
♓ Pisces: That people only pretend to like them. Most Pisces can't figure out why they have friends or why they are liked. They are constantly comparing themselves

I need S4 to have a scene with john wearing Sherlock’s coat. I don’t care why, I don’t care how… I just need this


i’d be lost without my blogger.

i’d be lost without my blogger.

(Source: alwaysthisdangerous)

silentauroriamthereal:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

beljawn-waffles:

Jesus fucking Christ

I’ve been uncontrollably laughing for the past five minutes holy shit

Hahahahaha! And Sherlock’s look, lol

(Source: sherlocked-development)

MYCROFT: My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher and yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart? 
JOHN: I don’t know. 
MYCROFT: Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.

(Source: moriartyfall)

msaliddell:

darlingbenny:

but look at how cute sherlock’s thinking face is

image

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abitnotgood:

Daily reminder that Martin Freeman has beautiful eyes.

abitnotgood:

Daily reminder that Martin Freeman has beautiful eyes.

thistie:

Love Actually (2003)

thistie:

Love Actually (2003)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

bakerstr:

Sherlock Quote Series [1/?]

bakerstr:

Sherlock Quote Series [1/?]

Filming done by my mother and brother, who are both bonafide jack wagons. I, luckily, am fabulous and without shame.

dynastylnoire:

lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

"dick is abundant and low value"

"dick is abundant and low value"

"dick is abundant and low value"